People
A list of the people you should
probably know, but don't care about at all.
Amedeus
Overlord, Writer
(Amedeus Productions)
Crofton, MD, Represent
Amedeus is the owner of this site.
Well, I guess that's technically Reedmon, but we'll say he is for now.
He's a total dick. You'd probably
hate him. Seriously, he's a jerk. But I'd be lying if I didn't say he's got an
incredible sense of humor. He's gotten into quite a few random videos and series
around... well, a small portion of the Internet. But a portion, nonetheless. He
is a great man, and you should all worship him for it.
He can't use PhotoShop or Adobe
Premiere, but he can use Paint like a pro, and is damn good at WMM and decent at
VirtualDub. He can use Macromedia Flash Maker to an extent, too. He even has
High School-level training in ProDesktop and Java. So basically, he can make
movies, comics, pictures (in 2D and 3D), various written things, flash
animations, and simple Java-programs. What can you make? Toast? Feh.
Loser.
Also, he can act and do some
pretty terrible voices when needed. And manipulate people and do websites. He
can pretty much do anything he wants to ever at all.
He is currently a Freshman at Anne
Arundel Community College in AA County, Maryland.
He is the orchestrator of Kevin Epstein
and acts in and write for Mr. Amazing. He plays himself and Old Lady in the
show.
Apparently, he also writes in some
damn fine third-person. And I guess steals jokes from self-descriptions in manly
books.
Wizardmon5
SiC, Website Creator,
Director, Oddjob Master, Secondary PhotoShop Guru
(Screaming Candy Productions)
Nebraska
Wizardmon5 (Wiz, Dub5, etc.) is
Second-in-Command (SiC) here. Mainly because he designed the site you see before
you. Well, the basics.
He's a hard-worker, and Amedeus
enjoys taking advantage of this, all the while making redundant jokes about the
size of Wiz's gigantic head.
He is a Freshman at some stupid
college that sucks in Nebraska, somewhere.
He is the creator of Mr. Amazing,
and manages to act in it, too. He plays Wiz and Ninja in the show. He has also written for Kevin Epstein.
Leus
Music Lord, Director
(P.I.M.P. Productions)
Vancouver, WA
Leus is like the long-lost twin of
Amedeus. Only more loved by... well, just about everyone.
He's a fantastical musician.
Especially in rap... or techno, or whatever the hell it's supposed to be.
He doesn't go to school, because
he got kicked out of high school for breaking a pencil, or something equally stupid.
And then he didn't go to college afterwards. But if he
did, he would totally do it in Washington. That'd be the state, not the
D.C., champ.
He can be seen in Mr. Amazing, and
does some writing for Kevin Epstein. He plays Leus and Pirate on Mr. A.
Hitalec
Illustrator / Artiste
Texastexas, TX
Hitalec is this tall, lanky,
geeky, high school kid who's a better artist than Amedeus, and so Amedeus goes
to him whenever he needs something drawn.
Amedeus rarely likes what Hitalec
draws. And when he does, Hitalec doesn't. So they never get anything done. Also,
Hitalec probably talks a lot in real life, because he im's Amedeus like
every five seconds when he knows Amedeus is at or near his computer.
He is currently working with
Amedeus on an untitled (as far as you're concerned - we know what the
title is) Black Project, to be revealed whenever they can actually agree on an
art style.
TK Da Demon
Video Editor, Animator
(Dillon Online)
"Just Outside of Pittsburg", PA
I'm too lazy to bother writing
about this bastard right now, but rest assured that he mostly just sits there
and sucks, anyways. So you're not exactly missing much.
So far, he's done a bit of editing
and acting for Mr. Amazing, on which he plays the role of Saddam Hussein.
Gabu
MS Office Expert, Primary
PhotoShop Guru, Writer
The Internet
He does things. He's pretty good
at those things, too. He has a humorous one-shot website, and was once on the
radio for doing something. He's an all-around good guy to have around, for
various reasons that I'm not going to go into.
That paragraph was pretty ominous,
wasn't it? Or, at the very least, uninformative.
He hasn't yet worked on anything
on the site, but he's probably provided some advice for those of us creating the
various things scattered around it. He did PhotoShop a picture which was
featured in Mr. Amazing Ep. 3, though.
He was going to write
Chapter 4 of Kevin Epstein, but it was too tough for him to get any kind of plot
going out of our sleepless ramblings, so we're saving him for a later addition
to the story.
He works or has worked for
Microsoft, working on Microsoft Office programs (and apparently creating an
entire - or at least the basis for an entire - program for MSO). So, you know,
he's helpful to have around when MSO-based questions arise.
At this point in time, Amedeus
only ever talks to him when he needs something, because Amedeus is, as stated
above, a jerk.
Phorpus
Things
(RHCo.)
Somewhere, CA
Phorpus is a loony. He suffers
from all kinds of random insanities and OCDs and crushes on odd women from,
like, fifty years ago. And he's been slowly revealing these to us over a long
period of time. We fear to reveal too much about ourselves to him, because of
this fact. We're pretty much just waiting for him to get down the list to
"rapist" and "serial killer".
That said, he's a great guy. He
likes producing, which he does well. I think. He does something, but whatever it
is, he probably does it well. Also, he likes Transformers. A lot.
A lot.
He goes to school somewhere
in California, and is in some grade, and his real name is something,
because he won't goddamn tell us anything. We know he's Asian, though. We know
that much. Although, he won't post a picture, even though they all look alike, so we could still be wrong. Well, he did show us his hand once.
So that's a start.
(Note that he's possibly in
college at this point, but we really have nothing to go on for this, so hell, he
might not be.)
He's the creator of RvBTV, which
you can find in the Links section, if you really want to. He hasn't done
anything on this site, but he had written a chapter for Kevin Epstein which was
considered too out there, even for Kepstein. A rewrite is unlikely, as he
seems to have all but dropped off the face of the Internet, popping up once
every few weeks and disappearing again.
Reedmon
Server Keeper
Bear, DE
Reedmon gave Amedeus this site, so
offer your gratitude to the man, for without him, you'd have to find something
else to do right now.
Double gratitude is also
encouraged, as not only did he give Amedeus the site, he gave it to him for
free. If that's not a good deal, I don't know what is.
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