So, if you've read this far, you're still probably wondering, "What the hell?"

I know. And I'm here for you. We're going to pull through this, one baby-step at a time.

Let's start off with one of the top oddities here: Ozzy. Why in God's name is he here? Well, it's simple. At the time I made this comic, I was going through a poser phase. Back then, I wore a chain and metal band shirts from Hot Topic. I've still got an unused gift card for that place. Anyways, back when that was going on, I had this strange infatuation with Ozzy Osbourne. And at some point, I happened across these sprites of the Ozzman, for use in comics or what have you. So I decided the only possible solution was to use them. And use them I did.

Another remnant of that phase was the Metallica shirt. Ah, I loved that shirt more than life itself. And I'll be honest, it was a damn cool-looking shirt. Somehow, this amounted to my sprite-self becoming Kirby in a poorly-drawn sprite version of that very same shirt. I stopped wearing it, which is probably for the best. That's not really my style, anymore. Of course, if it were an AC/DC shirt, I could probably somehow see my way into donning it once more. But alas, it's not, and so it remains unworn.

Also, it's about two sizes too small at this point.