I'm pretty sure I threw in the Hylian guy / Warpstar Knight part just to show off that I know a thing or two about the games whose characters I so blatantly use for your entertainment.

I used to use the three-headed monkey reference quite a bit back around the time I made this. Or maybe I didn't. I don't exactly remember that particular detail of history. But I do know that I really need to start using it again. Of all the references out there at my disposal, I think this is one of the best, and most loved. I don't know anyone who can honestly say that they hate anyone and anything that brings it up, but then, there are some pretty weird people out there.

I think it's worth mentioning, at this point, that I was listening to "Another Postcard" by Barenaked Ladies the entire time I typed that previous paragraph. If you've heard the song, you know how it applies to the situation. If you haven't, then you're really missing out on a fun and constructive joke, here.

There is, of course, yet another Holy Grail joke here, which also begins an inside-joke that everyone else involved who isn't me wouldn't remember anymore. But I'm good like that, so I obviously do. Back sometime around my middle school era (maybe shortly after), my friend, Ray, told me about Zork for the first time. He mentioned that you could "do pretty much anything" in it. His example was, "It'll say, "You see a bunny in a tree." You type in, "Stab the bunny," and it's like, "You stabbed the bunny.""

Good times. Zork's a great game, by the way, and I can only recommend playing it with all due speed.