1st Annual 98
Rock Toilet BowlOn
February 4th, 2006, 98 Rock Baltimore held the very first Annual Toilet Bowl in
M&T Bank Stadium (a.k.a. Ravens Stadium). The Toilet Bowl was a football game
created to settle a dispute between the cities of Dundalk & Essex.
On the border that seperates the
two towns sits the Baltimore Water Treatment Plant. And it stinks. So bad that
the entirety of both towns can smell it. Unfortunately, since it lies half in
each town, an argument had arisen as to which one the smell comes from.
Thus, the Toilet Bowl was created
- a football game to settle the dispute. Loser takes the blame for a whole year.
Me (Amedeus), and my two friends,
Missle and Dawes, decided to go, and promptly got my dad to take us. What
follows are pictures from that great day.

The Stadium. Back of my dad and
Missle, respectively.

Back of me. Front of Johnny Unitas.

Essex Prairie Dogs

Dundalk Turtle Heads (My Team)

The trophy, won by Essex. To the left
of the golden toilet seat is Mickey Cucchiella (in the black hat and red scarf),
of 98 Rock's Mickey & Amelia.

Finally, here's me after the game,
with my arm around one of the major-hot Essex cheerleaders. I'm not going to lie
to you: I look like ass in this picture. No, don't bullshit me. I look like ass.
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