People Who
Don't Suck
Because the world
needs a list.
1. Kurt Russell
2. Jim Henson
3. Mos Def
4. Bruce Dickinson
5. Marlon Brando
6. Rick Moranis
7. Steve Irwin
8. Stephen Hawking
9. Shaquille O'Neil
10. Phil Margera
11. Bruce Willis
12. Bill Watterson
13. David Duchovny
14. Howard Stern
15. Eddie Murphy
16. Norm MacDonald
17. Teller
18. Penn Jillette
19. Jeff Goldblum
20. Jim Rose
21. Manny Puig
22. Bill Nye
23. Bill Nighy
24. Richard O'Brien
25. Billy Mays
26. Drew Carey
27. Bob Saget
28. The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith
29. John Candy
30. Pat Sajak
31. Chris Rock
32. Scott Murphy
33. Mark Crowe
34. Diedrich Bader
35. Judge Reinhold
36. Tommy Chong
37. Cheech Marin
38. Manny Puig Chris Pontius
39. Dick Van Dyke
40. Louis Armstrong
41. Anthony Bourdain
42. Travis Pastrana
43. Michael Jackson
44. Richard Jeni
45. Tommy DeCarlo
46. Tim Curry
47. Brian Blessed
48. Mel Brooks
49. Roger L. Jackson
50. Barack Obama
51. Christopher Boykin
52. Robert Dyrdek
53. Kate Pierson
54. Michael Phelps
55. Rick Astley
56. Nick Swardson
57. Richard Karn
58. Eric Nylund
59. Gary Owens
60. Al Lowe
61. Trevor Moore
62. Ron White
63. Paul Newman
64. Robert Redford
65. Tim Wilson
66. Clint Eastwood
67. Will Smith
68. William Powell
69. Myrna Loy
70. K.C. Green
71. Stephen King
72. Joel McHale
73. Hans Zimmer
74. Michael J. Fox
75. Christopher Lloyd
76. Jason Statham
77. Anthony Anderson
78. John Goodman
79. Denis Leary
80. David Hayter
81. Hideo Kojima
82. "Weird Al" Yankovic
83. William "Bud" Abbott
84. Lou Costello
85. James D. Rolfe
86. Lou Bega
87. James Urbaniak
88. Adam West
89. Charlie Sheen
90. Barry Bostwick
Groucho Marx
Cannot Be Awarded:
1. John Ashcroft
2. Mary Beth Buchanan
3. Jack Thompson
4. Hillary Clinton
5. Dick Cheney
6. Prince Rogers Nelson
7. Terry Rakolta